Koted is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind.
Koted says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”

Koted went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied Koted
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied Koted.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the later.facebook.kotedlatest.com

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Koted was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?”
Koted said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door"

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