Friday, 27 October 2017
Sunday, 1 October 2017
Koted pollute the air
Koted farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He asks, “Koted, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
Koted replies, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal asks, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
Koted replies, “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
Koted farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He asks, “Koted, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
Koted replies, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal asks, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
Koted replies, “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
Sunday, 17 September 2017
Koted is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind.
Koted says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind.
Koted says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
Sunday, 10 September 2017
Koted went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied Koted
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied Koted.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the later.facebook.kotedlatest.com
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied Koted
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied Koted.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”, said the later.facebook.kotedlatest.com
comedy skit
Koted was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?”
Koted said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door"
Sunday, 3 September 2017
Saturday, 26 August 2017
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